060304- so, i was sitting eatin my yogurt when the mail comes and to my surprise i get this thing to get a free issue if teen vogue. yeah right, it stands for all the things wrong with society today. anyway i open it up out of curiosity, i wanted to see if they were trying to make the magizine sound less superficial than it was . well guess what? they didn't. so for your reading pleasure i have decided to reprint the letter word for word. i am not making this up.
Congratulations! You have been chosen to recieve free gifts from Teen Vouge....and I sincerely hope that you will accept my exclusive invitation to you:
...To accept just mail the enclosed free gift card. That's how you can claim your FREE ISSUE of TEEN VOGUE and you FREE GIFT: The exclusive TEEN VOGUE DENIM BAG. You won't find this bag in any store because we had it made especially for you.
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... Slinky pants that get you noticed. Pop star teen shirts that give you hot energy. Coats so cool they look custom made. Flirty dresses that make you look so pretty.
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...You'll get all you need to shimmer, sparkle and dazzle from head to toe. You'll have soft shiny touchable hair. Luscious lips. Beautiful skin. Strong sexy nails. Eyes so big so gorgeous guys can’t stop looking at them
You’ll know the best shoes. Best jeans. Best belts. Best dresses. Best tops. Best pants. Best jackets. Best bags. Best new trends. Best ways to make runway fashion work for you. Best ways to look amazing at parties, school and prom.
Plus, TEEN VOGUES is custom made for teens in a super-cute size that’s smaller than other magazines. (We got the idea from magazines in Europe!) You’ll love the way TEEN VOGUE fits in your backpack or bag- as much as you love all the clothes!
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- posted by me @ 3:06 PM